I’m gonna need a wheelchair and some assistance

Don’t worry it’s okay…I’ll just brush your fringe..

Have you got any cream for an itch?

Dinner table discussions…

STOP! Hammersmith

Discussing the much loved classic by MC Hammer + Smith

(On Anna Friel dating Rhys Ifans - Luna Lovegood’s dad - after her break up with David Thewlis - Remus Lupin) “She probably met him on set, popped in one day YOU! I WANNA DIVORCE AND… I WANT YOU!”

"this can be hermione cause shes hairy in the first one"
Dan likening Skype emoticons to Harry Potter characters.

"this can be hermione cause shes hairy in the first one"

Dan likening Skype emoticons to Harry Potter characters.

why do i add such stupid words in a sentence.. come thursday why not just thursday

Dan discussing his linguistic choices

chin chou shin cho ? whats her name

comes along on the train and bloody pushes in “trwo pumpkin pasties please”… “piss off bitch i was in line first”

yes she made me angry

Dan talking/forgetting about Cho Chang

I believe male.

Dan, when asked his gender.

"Yeah, there are loads of people that come from Canada"

Doing some vintage shopping

Doing some vintage shopping

Here he is trying to blow out the candles on the cake.

Recently it was Dan’s birthday. Here he is with a cake.

Recently it was Dan’s birthday. Here he is with a cake.

Grace: I didn't know until recently what "ofc" meant.
Alex: Of course.
Grace: Same with "jsyk"
Dan: I thought you meant roadsigns.

Anonymous asked: I don't want to get older and someone wash me in my own piss from a bucket and I don't even realise it!